Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
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Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns





Every order ships free with tracking. Processing is usually 1–2 business days and delivery 5–12 business days; freight items a few days longer.
Email us your order number within 30 days of delivery and we send the return steps the same business day. Refunds within 5 business days of receipt.
Send your city or hardiness zone, the space you are working with and the product link to canadianlawn.ca@gmail.com and we check it before you order.
MAINEVENT's 30 x 17 inch "Welcome to the Shitshow" coir doormat is a heavy-duty, laugh-inducing entrance mat designed for covered porches and high-traffic doorways.
This natural coconut-fiber doormat blends farmhouse humor with practical construction. It measures 30 by 17 inches, uses .6 inch thick coir fibers for durability, and has a non-slip PVC backing to keep it steady. The design ink penetrates the fibers so the message stays bold without quickly rubbing off, making it a year-round conversational piece for welcoming guests.
Built for regular foot traffic, the dense coir pile resists flattening and carries dirt away from the threshold. The thick fiber height and tight weave maintain shape so it keeps looking good after repeated use, especially in covered outdoor spaces that avoid constant soaking.
MAINEVENT added a rugged PVC backing to minimize sliding and keep the mat flat. That backing adds traction on smooth surfaces like tile or wood, and its thickness provides some cushioning for repeated steps without tearing the coir from the base.
The mat is intended primarily for covered or semi-protected outdoor locations—porches, under-eaves, or mudrooms—where it avoids constant rain or snow. Routine upkeep is simple: brush or shake out debris, and spot-clean with a damp cloth; avoid prolonged saturation to preserve fiber integrity.
The bold phrase is a trademark-pending design from MAINEVENT, created to be a lighthearted, attention-grabbing accent for home entrances. The materials are standard coir and PVC; the print process embeds color into fibers rather than sitting on the surface, reducing flaking and keeping the message legible.
Who is this for: This doormat suits homeowners and renters with a sense of humor who want a sturdy, decorative mat for covered porches, entryways, or mudrooms. It's ideal for people seeking a durable natural-fiber mat that offers personality without sacrificing functionality—best when placed where it won't be constantly drenched.
Q: Can I use this doormat outside in rain?
A: It’s best in covered outdoor spaces; avoid constant heavy rain or standing water to prolong coir life.
Q: How do I clean the coir welcome mat?
A: Shake or brush out debris and spot-clean stains with a damp cloth; do not saturate the mat.
Shipping: free tracked shipping to every Canadian province and territory on every order. Most orders are processed within 1–2 business days and arrive within 5–12 business days; you receive a tracking link by email as soon as it ships. Large items such as furniture sets, sheds and snow blowers may ship by freight and take a few days longer.
Returns: 30 days from delivery to return any unused item in its original packaging. Email us with your order number and we send the return instructions the same business day. Refunds go back to your original payment method within 5 business days of the item arriving with us.
Damaged or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days and we replace or refund it, including the return postage.
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