Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns · Prices in CAD
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Free tracked shipping across Canada · 30-day returns





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Email us your order number within 30 days of delivery and we send the return steps the same business day. Refunds within 5 business days of receipt.
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This Covvoliy Old Lady Porch Goose Outfit turns a 23-inch yard goose statue into a whimsical, fully dressed grandma with a floral dress, cardigan, curly wig, glasses and pearl necklace.
Give your porch, patio or garden a playful personality boost with a coordinated costume built specifically for the popular 23" goose statues. Each piece is made from cloth materials that hold shape for display while remaining easy to put on and remove, so you can update your outdoor décor for holidays, parties or everyday charm. The set brings a mix of textured details — a curled silver wig, classic spectacles, a soft cardigan and an elegant pearl strand — to create a complete look that reads clearly from across the lawn.
The set transforms a plain statue into a themed character by layering garments and accessories that read as a single, nostalgic “grandma” persona. The contrast of floral print with pearls and a curly wig creates a clear, humorous aesthetic that attracts attention and photos.
The pieces are sized and shaped for standard 23" porch geese and are simple to position over the statue’s body and neck. While designed for display stability, the outfit is easy to remove if you need to switch styles or store it away.
The costume is intended for decorative outdoor or indoor use and is made from fabric that holds shape for display. To protect colors and materials, bring the outfit indoors during severe weather and spot-clean as needed to keep it looking fresh.
Because the set is easy to change, you can layer or swap accessories to match holidays, garden parties or neighborhood events. Add small themed props or mix with other goose outfits to build a playful display that reflects the season.
Who is this for: The Covvoliy Old Lady Porch Goose Outfit is ideal for homeowners, garden decorators and collectors who enjoy humorous, personalized outdoor accents. It’s also a fun gift for anyone who owns a 23" yard goose statue or wants to add whimsical character to a porch, entryway or lawn without permanent modification.
Q: Does this outfit fit all porch geese?
A: It’s sized for standard 23-inch porch goose statues; fit may vary on nonstandard models.
Q: Can I leave the costume outdoors year-round?
A: For best longevity, bring the outfit inside during severe weather and spot-clean when needed.
Shipping: free tracked shipping to every Canadian province and territory on every order. Most orders are processed within 1–2 business days and arrive within 5–12 business days; you receive a tracking link by email as soon as it ships. Large items such as furniture sets, sheds and snow blowers may ship by freight and take a few days longer.
Returns: 30 days from delivery to return any unused item in its original packaging. Email us with your order number and we send the return instructions the same business day. Refunds go back to your original payment method within 5 business days of the item arriving with us.
Damaged or wrong item? Tell us within 30 days and we replace or refund it, including the return postage.
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