CAMDUCK Porch Goose Outfit — Baseball-Style Lawn Goose Clothes for 23-inch Statues with Hat & Wooden Bat

CAMDUCK's Porch Goose Outfit is a baseball-style costume with a wooden bat and hat designed to fit 23-inch lawn goose statues and add humorous, eye-catching curb appeal.

Dress your plastic or cement lawn goose in an instantly recognizable, cheeky look that blends outdoor decor with a clear playful message. The set combines a polyester jersey printed with "Mess With The Honk You Get The Bonk," an adjustable hat, and a wooden bat that tucks into an arm pocket—crafted to hold up during parties, seasonal displays, or everyday porch duty.

How does this outfit transform my porch or yard?

Putting this costume on a standard 23-inch goose gives your entryway quick personality and a humorous warning sign that visitors notice. It draws attention without permanent changes to your statue, making it an easy way to refresh your outdoor decor.

• Instant focal point for your lawn or porch
• Bold printed message improves visibility from the street
• Non-permanent costume that’s removable for storage

Will the outfit withstand outdoor conditions?

The jersey is made from polyester with reinforced stitching, and the wooden bat is durable for typical outdoor use. While built for decorations and events, it is best to remove the costume during heavy rain, high winds, or when storing for long periods to extend its life.

• Polyester fabric resists light moisture and fading
• Wooden bat offers stable, realistic detail
• Adjustable hat cord ensures a snug fit in breezy conditions

How easy is it to fit and secure this costume to a 23-inch goose?

The outfit is tailored for standard 23-inch lawn geese and includes an adjustable rope on the hat for a tight fit. The bat tucks into a sleeve at the wing for a believable pose, and the jersey slips on like a small cover—no tools required.

• Designed specifically for 23-inch lawn goose statues
• Hat with adjustable rope prevents slipping
• Bat pocket secures prop at the arm position

What occasions or themes work best with this porch goose costume?

This outfit suits a wide range of casual events where a bit of quirky charm is welcome—from backyard barbecues and summer pool parties to themed gatherings and holiday displays. Its playful message also makes it a fun conversation starter for neighbors and guests.

• Summer, Hawaii, and pool parties
• Birthdays, engagement parties, and barbecues
• Everyday porch decoration or seasonal yard displays

Who is this for? Homeowners, renters, party hosts, and decorators who own a standard 23-inch lawn goose and want a fuss-free, humorous upgrade to their outdoor décor will appreciate this costume. If you enjoy playful signage that’s easy to change out and adds personality to your porch, the CAMDUCK Porch Goose Outfit delivers a durable, themed look with minimal effort.